22 Ways To Annoy People On The Phone

1.Finish each sentence they say with undubitably

2.Whenever they start to talk make yawning noises

3.Keep saying, “Can you hear me now?”

4.Pretend that you are a fax machine

5.Spell out words instead of saying them, about once per sentence.

6.Use an air horn to help get you point across

7.Answer ‘city morgue you kill ‘em we chill ‘em!’

8.Breath heavily, talk like Darth Vader, and end every sentence with ” or else”

9.Call someone and say “hello?” when they answer, ask if they called you

10.End every sentence with “M’Kay” or “Okeily Dokiely”

11.Halfway through a normal conversation start to giggle eerily.

12. Hang up

13. Insist on talking about nothing but Senbonzakura Kageyoshi

14.Refuse to talk to them until they call you the ‘Great One’

15.Do your best Robocop  impression

16.Repeat back their first word and what?:hi what? is what? I what? do what? etc.

17.Use a random call forward to keep them guessing

18.Keep saying guilty after they finish a sentence

19.Keep saying randomly no shoe no shoes

20.Talk really really fast like you just had three bottles of Pepsi

21.Randomly call someone and tell them:you have won one million dollars

22. Answer the phone “Chinese Restaurant, You odah?” in bad Chinese accent