Are you retarded?XD

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Ways to annoy people in the computer lab

Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream “NO!!! They’ve found me!” and bolt. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can’t [...]

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No coconut cake!

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First 100 ways to be annoying 100/700

1. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sensual massage.” 2. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” 3. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of “Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip…” 4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen [...]

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To annoy people..

At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don’t disguise your voice) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially [...]

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Ways to annoy people on the beach =D vreau vara XD

1. Make sand sculptures of questionable body parts 2. Wait for someone to go into the water and then throw your beach blanket over theirs. Then watch the fun as they return looking for their spot. 3. At the concession stand, order a broccoli Popsicle 4. Strike up a conversation with the lifeguard and inquire [...]

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For you guys out there lets check out some pick up lines XD

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? I know somebody that thinks they might like you alot. And if i wasnt so shy, I would tell you who it is. Did they just take you out of the oven? [No, why?] Because you’re hot! Is it hot in here [...]

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More ways to annoy people in an elevator

1) Start, grinning at another passenger and then announce, I’ve got new socks. 2) Draw a square in the corner with a piece of chalk and then say to other people, “This is MY personal space, don’t invade or I’ll bite you!” 3) Whistle the 1st 7 notes of “It’s a Small World” over and [...]

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20 Ways To Annoy People In An Elevator

1) When there’s only 1 other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend that it wasn’t you. 2) Push the buttons & pretend they give you a shock. Smile & go back for more. 3) Ask if you can push the button for the other people and push the wrong [...]

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22 Ways To Annoy People On The Phone

1.Finish each sentence they say with undubitably 2.Whenever they start to talk make yawning noises 3.Keep saying, “Can you hear me now?” 4.Pretend that you are a fax machine 5.Spell out words instead of saying them, about once per sentence. 6.Use an air horn to help get you point across 7.Answer ‘city morgue you kill [...]

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