1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. Run into walls.

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine

6. Pluck someone’s hair out and yell, “DNA”

7. Wear a sticker that says, “I’m a retard”

8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.

9. In public yell, “No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!”

10. Do what they actually tell you.

11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.

12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.

13. At everything they say yell, Liar.

14. Try to swim in the floor.

15. Tap on their door all night.


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  1. Yulobo says :

    =)))))) You are killing me :)))
    Was that ur purpose? T.T

  2. Irene says :

    omg :)))
    sooo freaking funny :))

  3. ricky says :

    10. Do what they actually tell you
    hahahahahaha!! nothing moore to say than : =)))

  4. Necro Kid says :

    ZOMEGE NU MAI POT DE RAS =))=))=))
    srsly x3

  5. moon says :

    crede’ma …nu e nevoie d tot c ziseshi u aci=))=))..
    orqm aja m cred ei =))=))….
    da merg j optiunile tale=))=))….

  6. Emeigh says :

    1. Act like your smarter than your parents
    2. stand in front of their bed at 2 A.M. and yell Get The Fuckin Hell out of bed then when they ask you what your doing say Damn Mum and Dad What the Hell are you doing it is 2 A.M.
    3. Run around the house at 3 in the moring with the song I Love It Loud by Kiss at full volume then when your parents tell you to be quiet and turn off the radio scream I Will Not Be Silenced and shout I Love It Loud since it is the name of the song.
    4. For Halloween dress up as the Devil and turn on the radio Hell Ain’t A Bad Place To Be by AC/DC then when you parents ask you what your doing scream Hey I am Playing The Devil so what do you think I am doing.
    5. If you are still a kid under the age of 18 pretend like you are a adult then act like a kid again and continue doing that over and over.
    6. If you are 23 skip a few years and act like you are 33 if you are 33 act like your 43 etc. just act older than what age you really are at.

  7. Laurene says :

    Glue a shoe to the ceiling, And when someone walks in, Sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan 😀

  8. Laurene says :

    Throw a cat (stuffed) at the window. Hard.

  9. Laurene says :

    Sharpen knives each night. Look at your friend and mutter “soon…. Soon…”

  10. Laurene says :

    Collect hundreds of pens and put them on one side of the room. Have ONE pencil on the other side. Continuously laugh at the pencil.

  11. Dukey Doo says :

    Pretend like you’re farting when you’re not.

  12. lexi says :

    when your watching a sad movie at home with your parents roll on the floor screaming and laughing

  13. lexi says :

    wear under wear on your head and hold a stick and try to turn your pet into a cupcake

  14. lexi says :

    when you go into wal mart with your mom yell mom i need tampons though

  15. lexi says :

    eat your cereal with a butter knife and say mom i cant get any cereal on this spoon i think there is a hole in it

  16. lexi says :

    well im going to try all of these and ill post every day how it went

  17. sexyniknowit69 says :

    wow lexi your lame make up yoour owna nd dont kill someone elses swagger!!

  18. nunya says :

    quietly sing “la la la la la” and each time they ask you to stop get louder… when they start yelling quietly say “beep beep” like roadrunner and sprint into your room.

  19. Charlotte says :

    1. Lick the tv and shout mmmm this tastes good
    2. Get changed into your school clothes at 7:00 pm
    3. When your parents are asleep, shout morning sunshine
    4. Throw your shoes out the window and say that you accidentally dropped your shoes outside
    5. Run around in circles and say that your beating your imaginary friend called fred

  20. gogocrazy says :

    whenever ur out shopping w/ 1 or both of ur parents then fill the entire cart w/ tampons and condoms and when they ask what ur doin or get u in trouble then just scream out really loud 2 them “i need protection ok?!?”

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