9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time… I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too”. Damn Right! What good is cake if you can’t eat it?

4. When people say “it’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, “did ya see that?” No Loser, I paid to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask “Can I ask you a question?”… Didn’t give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is ‘new and improved’. Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn’t be new.

8. When people say “life is short”. What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks “Has the bus come yet?” If the bus came, would I be standing here???

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About tehcip

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

6 responses to “9 Things I Hate About Everyone”

  1. irisim says :

    Lol! Cea mai tare a fost prima! Si pe mine ma enerveaza astia! Si cea cu autobuzul a fost tare si se intampla destul de des. Super!

  2. Yulobo says :

    =)))) You are really killing me xD
    Like them, tho 6 is sooo much like me :3

  3. ricky says :

    Rolling on the floor laughing! AWESOME :)))

  4. Eraiza says :

    I have that problem with pointing to my wrist also x__x

  5. Sachiko says :

    rofl lmao lol omg wtf bbq xD

  6. Necro Kid says :

    “6. People who ask “Can I ask you a question?”… Didn’t give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?”
    So can I or can I not? :)))))
    Anyhow (la figurat vorbind) you’re killing meh =)))) :))))

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