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2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sensual massage”.
3. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go”.
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of “Beeeep Bip, Bip Beeeep Bip”…
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
7. Speak only in a “robot” voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will “swipe your grub”.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
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