How to be annoying
2)Make beeping noises when a large person backs up
3)Sing along at the opera
4)Finish all your sentences with “accordance to prophesy”
5)Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you’ll be saying more.
6)Never make eye contact
8)Walk around with a cooler that say “human head” on the side
9)In a lift, draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space.”
10)Announce in a crowded place, in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
11)Staple papers in the middle of the page.
12)Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a “croaking” noise.
13)Begin all your sentences with “ooh la la!”
14)Steal a large quantity of traffic cones and re-route entire streets.
15)Write “X – BURIED TREASURE” in random spots on all of someone’s road maps.
16)Ask people what gender they are.
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