How to annoy people in an elevator

1) When there’s only 1 other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend that it wasn’t you.

2) Push the buttons & pretend they give you a shock. Smile & go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for the other people and push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you are on.

5) Hold the doors open and say you are waiting for a friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say “Hey Greg, How’s your day been?”

6) Drop and pen & wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream “NOOO THAT’S MINE!”

7) Bring a camera & take pictures of everyone on the elevator.

8) Bring a Twister mat and ask if people want to play.

9) Leave a box in the corner, when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

10) Ask, “Did you feel that?”

11) Stand really close to someone and sniff them occasionally.

12) When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s ok! Don’t panic, they will open again!”

13) Swat at flies that aren’t there.

14) Call out, “Group Hug!” & then enforce it.

15) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering “Shut-Up, all of you, just shut up!”

16) Stand silently & motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

17) Stare at another passenger for awhile and then yell in horror, “Your one of THEM!” & then back away slowly.

18) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to other people.

19) Listen to the walls of the elevator with a stethoscope.

20) Make explosion noises when someone pushes a button.

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4 responses to “How to annoy people in an elevator”

  1. ricky says :

    hahaha!! very funny šŸ˜€

  2. Yulobo says :

    Huuuuuug xD
    Damn funny =))

  3. deena says :

    HAHA….luv the twister one

  4. Neva says :

    Lmao also read how to get kicked out of walmart

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