Archive | January 2009

For you guys out there lets check out some pick up lines

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if i wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.

Did they just take you out of the oven? [No, why?] Because you’re hot!

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

Let’s go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.

You be the tree, and I’ll wrap you like a Koala.

You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.

I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty.

You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.

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More ways to annoy people in an elevator

1) Start, grinning at another passenger and then announce, I’ve got new socks.

2) Draw a square in the corner with a piece of chalk and then say to other people, “This is MY personal space, don’t invade or I’ll bite you!”

3) Whistle the 1st 7 notes of “It’s a Small World” over and over again.

4) Sell cookies.

5) Sway from side to side the whole ride.

6) Shave

7) Crack open your purse and while peering inside ask, “Do you have enough air in there?”

8) Offer name tags to everyone and wear yours upside down.

9) When you get to your floor try and open the doors yourself and act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

10) Greet everyone who comes in the elevator with a big handshake.

11) Do Tae Bo exercises.

12) When about 8 people are on the elevator moan..”Oh no! Not now! Damn motion sickness!”

13) Meow, occasionally.

14) Bet other people that you can fit a quarter up your nose.

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