More ways to annoy people in an elevator

1) Start, grinning at another passenger and then announce, I’ve got new socks.

2) Draw a square in the corner with a piece of chalk and then say to other people, “This is MY personal space, don’t invade or I’ll bite you!”

3) Whistle the 1st 7 notes of “It’s a Small World” over and over again.

4) Sell cookies.

5) Sway from side to side the whole ride.

6) Shave

7) Crack open your purse and while peering inside ask, “Do you have enough air in there?”

8) Offer name tags to everyone and wear yours upside down.

9) When you get to your floor try and open the doors yourself and act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

10) Greet everyone who comes in the elevator with a big handshake.

11) Do Tae Bo exercises.

12) When about 8 people are on the elevator moan..”Oh no! Not now! Damn motion sickness!”

13) Meow, occasionally.

14) Bet other people that you can fit a quarter up your nose.

15) Walk with a cooler that says “Human Head” on the side.

16) Leave a box between the doors.

17) Start a sing-a-long.

18) When the elevator is silent ask, “Is that your beeper?”

19) Play the harmonica.

20) Say “Ding” at each floor.

21) Set up a chair and desk in the elevator, and whenever anyone gets on, say, “Hello! Welcome to my office. Do you have an appointment?”

22) Blow spit-bubbles.

23) Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

24) Stare at your thumb and say, “I think it is getting larger!”

25) Whenever someone steps in the elevator in a deep voice say, “GET OUT!”

26) Act like you are having a seizure.

27) Break dance to elevator music.

28) Jump at each floor to make the elevator bounce.

29) Drop a bag of groceries and look around like it was the other peoples fault.

30) Moan over and over again and then mutter, “Damn spontaneous orgasms.”

31) If you made anyone feel uncomfortable by doing any of these things tell them “Smile! You’re on Candid Camera!” When they ask if you are serious just look away & sulk.


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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

3 responses to “More ways to annoy people in an elevator”

  1. sam says :

    say hi2 everyone and say bi

  2. Bieber Fever says :

    Drop a pen and wait until somebody tries pick ot up and yell “that’s mine”!

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