Let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Wanna get together and test the spring potential of my mattress ?
Heisenberg was wrong. I’m certain about what you’re doing tonight.
Your lab bench, or mine?
You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force.
You’re more special than relativity.
So how about we go discover our coefficient of friction.
Baby, I can feel an attraction between you and me, and it’s more than just our universal gravitation.
That dress would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Hey baby if i supply the voltage and you a little resistance, imagine the current we can make together.
Hey, would you like to figure out your gravitational torque on my rod ?
Can I bombard your singularity with my rocket ship until you supernova ?
You must be a magnetic monopole because all i get from you is attraction.
If you were a laser, you’d be set on stunning.
According to Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle, we may already be in love right now.
You’re a moving electric charge, and I’m a moving magnetic charge… Wanna flux?
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?
I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
In my bed, it’s perpetual motion all night long, baby.
Hey, wanna get together like a superposition of 2 waves in phase ?
Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunneling tonight ?
Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency ?
How about me and you go back to my house and form a covalent bond.
So what does it take to get over your activation barrier?
You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.
Wanna do an experiment ? You bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod.
Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
You make my atomic number rise.
Hey, wanna see if we can make some new compounds from an “energetic” reaction?
You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!
Forget hydrogen you’re my number one element.
You must be concentration gradient because I’d move down on you.
Baby, we’ve got chemistry together…
If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put Uranium and Iodine together.
You be Flourine and I’ll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron.
If you were C6, and i were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?
You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Baby, you’re copper and tellurium combined, because you are CuTe.
Hey baby, you can hop on my myelin sheathe all you want. The quicker the transmissions, the more the action potential.
Wanna experiment with a chemist?
You must be one of those new neon compounds with fluorine and iodine, because you are FINe!
You are a photon quanta to my valence electron. You excite me to a higher energy level.
If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I like you.
If I were a Shwann cell, I’d squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.
You’re so hot you denature my proteins.
I don’t need neurons to stimulate your sensory system.
Let’s work out our orbicularis oris muscles together!
Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
Hey baby, wanna form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
Hey baby, can I be your enzyme? Because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.
We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.
Do you want to extract some protein from my column?
If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
You must be gibberelin, because I’m experiencing some stem elongation.
Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.