Biology pick-up lines
If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I like you.
If I were a Shwann cell, I’d squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.
You’re so hot you denature my proteins.
I don’t need neurons to stimulate your sensory system.
Let’s work out our orbicularis oris muscles together!
Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
Hey baby, wanna form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
Hey baby, can I be your enzyme? Because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.
We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.
Do you want to extract some protein from my column?
If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
You must be gibberelin, because I’m experiencing some stem elongation.
Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.