Let’s pretend you’re full of C14 so I can date you.
Baby, you must have time distortion powers because you’are turning me into Homo Erectus!
Would you like to examine my bone?
What a nice pair of platform mounds you got there!
Wanna extract some minerals from my bone?
Let’s forget the carbon and move straight to the dating!
Hey baby, Can I probe your moist area?
My, my you are a special find.
Are you an excavation site? Because I dig you.
I’m a linguistic anthropologist, may i study your tongue?
Hey baby, I wanna go down today… about 10 centimeters.
Fancy rimming my sherd?
Hey baby, can i use my GPR on you?
I sure would like to calibrate your curves.
Baby you’re more precious than an artifact!
Wanna share a trench?
I would never bury our love in a coniferous forest, because the acidity of the soil would ruin any chance of preservation.
So, wanna get dirty?
I’d like to excavate your site.
You know, you really match my culturally constructed beauty standard !
Care to shine my trowel?
You like petrology? Well, check out this cleavage!
Would you like to see my totem ?
Come here and let me demonstrate how to shovel probe.
My, what a large ranging pole you have!
Hey baby, could i have a look at your artifacts?
Can I excavate your mounds?
Hey, I’ve just discovered a bone in my pants, and I was wondering if you could date it.
Hey baby, can I survey your features ?
I find your culture fascinating…I’d like to learn more about your mating rituals.
Can I touch your tanglible heritage?
Is that an increment borer in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Wow, and all this time I thought nothing was sexier than archaeometry!
Did it hurt when you fell from your culture’s dogmatic view of an afterlife?
Let’s have a debate. I’ll be a cultural relativist, and you assume the missionary position.
If I told you that you had some nice secondary sex characteristics, would you hold them against me?
You remind me of the Kennewick Man, I’d do anything to claim you for my own.
Baby, your hotness is a social fact!
I like your hotspot.
Baby, I’ve got a huge grant !