Gentleman pick-up lines

rsz_1beautiful-girls-and-women-hq-040-480x400I don’t mean to bother you, but I had to come over and introduce my self; otherwise I’ll be kicking myself for days.

Pardon me but I seem to have gotten blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Kissing is the language of love, care for a conversation?

I would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.

Did you just jump out of broiler? Cause you’re looking quite steamy in that getup there.

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.

If beauty was a drop of water, then you’d be the ocean.

My dear, you are deserving of masterful poetry, not mere words.

Would you mind lending me your heart?

Care to retire to my study and see my etchings?

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Would you care to accompany me to my dwellings for some tea?

You may think I’m drunk but  I’m just intoxicated by your beauty.

Hello, my fine companion over there thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t. I think you’re absolutely gorgeous.

May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?

Excuse me but may I sell you an indulgence? Because it must be a sin to look as good as you do!

Can you give me directions to your heart? I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.

You shouldn’t wear make up my dear. It’s messing with perfection!

Excuse me I’d like to offer a fair warning madame, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.

If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.

Perhaps it really was a good decision to take my library card because I’m checking you out my dear.

There is no pick up line worthy of such a beautiful woman.

I’m having a really bad day and it always makes me fell better when I see a pretty girl smile so would you smile for me?

You look almost perfect…the only thing I can see that’s wrong is your lips…they’re not touching mine.

I don’t mean to bother you but I know somebody who likes you and if I weren’t so shy, I’d tell you who.

Something tells me you’re sweet. May I have a sample?

Excuse me, you look like a woman who has heard every pick up line in the book, so might i perhaps offer my own as well?

If I told you what a beautiful body you have, would you hold it against me?

You are a walking art exhibit. I could study you for days.

You, my dear, are the very reason men fall in love.

Do you mind if I share the rest of my life with you?

You are a compass, my dear. Without you I am lost.

I can make something else besides your goggles fog up.

Madame, you make the southern part of my union suit want to secede from the north.

Let me know if you need any help getting out of that corset my dear.

Do you swing towards Edison or Tesla cause either way you’re making me spark.

You can dock your hot air balloons at my port any day!

Pardon me madame but you’re steaming up my goggles.

Hmm, you appear to look like my first wife…/How many times have you been married?/Never.

Your bustle must be filled with hydrogen cause it’s giving me a rise.

There must be something wrong with my monocle. I can’t keep my eye off your glorious smile.

The only factor your eyes haven’t by now told me is your identify.

There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

Hello, I’m Mr Right. I heard you were looking for me.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

I used to feel the sky was blue, but then I saw your eyes.

When I’m older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

Kissing you is like drinking salty water: You drink, but your thirst only increases.

I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are.

Your eyes are as dark as a castle moat by midnight. Lower your drawbridge and let me cross.

Excuse me ma’am are you a captain?/Not particularly why do you wish to ask?/Because you’re raising my Private’s attention.



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About tehcip

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

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