Point at someone on the street or in a store and shout “You’re one of them!” Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
Wear a shirt that says “Life”. Hand out lemons on the street.
Get into a dressing room at the clothes store and yell: “Oh no! There’s no more toilet paper left!!”.
Run into a store or to someone on the street. Ask them in a frantic manner “What year is it?”. After they answer yell “It worked!” and run away cheering.
Get into a crowded elevator and say “I bet you are all wondering why i called you all here today…”.
Go up to a random lady with a daughter and say her son is adorable.
Grab a banana in a store and ask the clerk “Why are all your carrots yellow?”.
Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
Walk up to people chatting on the street and stare at them, after a while ask “So, are you gonna kiss him/her or what?”.
Go to a fast food restaurant and order fries without the potatoes.
Make “No Dumping – Violators Will Be Prosecuted” signs and put them in public bathroom stalls.
Go to a pet store and buy bird seed. Ask the clerk how long it will take for the birds to grow after you plant the seeds.
Buy a parrot. Teach it to say “Help, I’ve been turned into a parrot!”.
Go to random dating sites and create awesome profiles for your dog.
Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and ask: “Have you seen this man?”.
Go to an Italian restaurant in a Mario costume.
At a crowded street corner look up and yell “No! Don’t jump!”. See how many people look.
Put up a lost dog poster with the picture of a cat. Provide no contact details only a large reward.
Go to a store, pick up a bag of sliced turkey and start screaming “What have they done to you?!!? Nooo!”
Superglue coins to the sidewalk. Eat popcorn.
Hug a stranger then push them back angrily saying “Get off me, what are you doing weirdo?!”
Randomly shout “You pervert!”. See how many people react or turn around.
Dress up in a suit. Look at people walking on the street, speak into your watch “I found him/her.”. Start following someone.
Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout “Oh no! I’m hideous!”.
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