What Freudians repress, let’s express!
You’re into threesomes? Great, ’cause I’ve got split personality.
Baby, all i see in my Rorschach Tests is me and you!
Are you real, or are you a delusion? Either way, you’re really hot!
Can I buy you a shrink?
Sex is on Maslow’s hierarchy of needs. Care to help me self-actualize?
My hypothalamus is going wild for you!
I have a slight OCD care to be my obsession?
I’ve got a great psychoanalysis couch back home, care to try it out?
You remind me of my mother..
Care to teach me more about interpersonal relationships?
I’m not feeling myself today, can I feel you?
Wanna come back to my place and do something you’ll repress later?
Do come lay on my couch… With me.
Who’s your daddy? Do I remind you of him?
Baby you’re so beautiful…I can’t break down my thoughts and behavior around you, i can’t help not experiencing you as a whole.
You make my medulla spatter.
You are the greatest perception of my heart’s delusion!
Hey baby, how about we try an experiment using stimulus and response?
All three levels of my psyche agree, we need to start dating.
You’re the Youngian archetype for the perfect woman.
Baby you’re so fine my brain is changing structure just to process it.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my passive-aggressive-libido-suppressed mind all night.
Excuse me, but I couldn’t help noticing that you’re also putting hot dogs through doughnuts.
Mind if I put my cigar in your ashtray? This isn’t just any cigar…
My unconscious mind is urging me to talk to you.
Are you happy to see me, or is that just a defense mechanism?
Baby i love everything about you not just the fragmented parts of your personality or your cognitive functioning.
When you fell from heaven, did it leave you with any lasting emotional scars?
I’d compare you to my mother, but I don’t want to go down that Freudian slippery slope.
Why don’t I show you my giant inkblot so you can tell me how you feel about it, hmm?
Your ego may be saying ‘no’, but your id is giving me a tongue bath.
I’m conducting an experiment, wanna come spend the night over so i can interpret your dreams?
Hey, how about you come over to my place and i free you from your confrontation with the givens of existence?
And ven I snap my fingers, you vill take your clothes off on and remember none of zis..
You know what, a few minutes of probing on my couch and you’d be a completely different woman!
Let’s pretend you’re full of C14 so I can date you.
Baby, you must have time distortion powers because you’are turning me into Homo Erectus!
Would you like to examine my bone?
What a nice pair of platform mounds you got there!
Wanna extract some minerals from my bone?
Let’s forget the carbon and move straight to the dating!
Hey baby, Can I probe your moist area?
My, my you are a special find.
Are you an excavation site? Because I dig you.
I’m a linguistic anthropologist, may i study your tongue?
Hey baby, I wanna go down today… about 10 centimeters.
Fancy rimming my sherd?
Hey baby, can i use my GPR on you?
I sure would like to calibrate your curves.
Baby you’re more precious than an artifact!
Wanna share a trench?
I would never bury our love in a coniferous forest, because the acidity of the soil would ruin any chance of preservation.
So, wanna get dirty?
I’d like to excavate your site.
You know, you really match my culturally constructed beauty standard !
Care to shine my trowel?
You like petrology? Well, check out this cleavage!
Would you like to see my totem ?
Come here and let me demonstrate how to shovel probe.
My, what a large ranging pole you have!
Hey baby, could i have a look at your artifacts?
Can I excavate your mounds?
Hey, I’ve just discovered a bone in my pants, and I was wondering if you could date it.
Hey baby, can I survey your features ?
I find your culture fascinating…I’d like to learn more about your mating rituals.
Can I touch your tanglible heritage?
Is that an increment borer in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Wow, and all this time I thought nothing was sexier than archaeometry!
Did it hurt when you fell from your culture’s dogmatic view of an afterlife?
Let’s have a debate. I’ll be a cultural relativist, and you assume the missionary position.
If I told you that you had some nice secondary sex characteristics, would you hold them against me?
You remind me of the Kennewick Man, I’d do anything to claim you for my own.
Baby, your hotness is a social fact!
I like your hotspot.
Baby, I’ve got a huge grant !
You compute me!
You’re hotter then the bottom of my laptop.!
Ping . Response?
Talk QWERTY to me!
It’s not the size of my hard drive, it’s the way I upload.
Need me to unzip your files?
If you were an ISP I’d dial you all day long!
I think my heart just lagged…
Hi, I’m writing a new make-out program. Would you like to join the beta-test?
You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean…
If you were a part of my domain, we could share cookies.
Wanna place your software on my hard drive?
Baby, you must be running a TCP protocol, since every time I talk to you, your body gives me an acknowledgment!
I’ll bet my hard drive is the biggest you’ve ever seen.
Computer techs have skilled fingers. if you know what I mean…
I wish i could hack you in my dreams!
Baby, you overclock my processor.
Wow, you just hacked into my heart and executed loveatfirstsight.exe!
Hey baby, I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.
What do you say I get your method signature so I can call you?
If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.
Hey baby, if I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
If I were an assembly language, I’d jump to your address, shift right a bit, push it in, pop it out, load a byte into your accumulator, then jump if you’re negative.
My love for you is like a session that never times out.
I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.
I’m very well-oriented with private objects.
What do you say we configure our hard drives to master and slave position?
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.
You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow…
I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.
I wish I had the RSS feed of your heart.
Don’t hesitate to call me if you need to get rid of a Trojan.
I’ll bet my hard drive is the biggest you have ever seen!
If I said you had a beautiful <body>, would you hold it against me?
How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?
Baby, you are as mysterious as the random reboot problems I’m having with my Linux server.
Have you ever been deep-linked?
Hey, I really wanna hack your kernel.
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
If you won’t let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Hey, how about I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU?
How about we go home and you handle my exception?
You make my software turn into hardware!
I’d really like to play on your lap-top!
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.
You have the hottest multi-touch interface.
Don’t worry babe, my backdoor Trojan won’t do any real damage.
Can I put my USB stick in your 2.0 Slot?
You can talk to me in binary all the way home, baby.
Is your IP available for some chat?
I’d love to probe your ports.
I checked your syntax and found no errors. Wanna go compile?
Hey cutie, are you looking for someone to format your drive?
Would it be easier to embed you if I show you my plugins?
I’d like to send some packets into your SSH tunnel.
I think you might be a star because i can’t stop orbiting around you.
Ever wonder what’s happening under Orion’s belt?
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that’s constantly expanding ?
Your beauty is as rare as a Venus eclipse.
Hey baby, how many Gamma-ray bursts can your Milky Way take?
Woah! What’s the name of THIS heavenly body?
What do you say we observe each other through naked eyes?
Hey, how’d you like to recreate the Big Bang?
You are hot like a perfect star baby, mind if i enter your Goldilocks Zone ?
How about you and I form a binary system?
Baby you make my telescope expand.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
You make me hotter than NML Cygni.
Your smile is like a black hole, nothing can escape it’s pull.
Your name must be Amdromeda, because we are destined to collide.
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
You can use my telescope anytime. Hehe.
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
Your eyes are brighter than Sirius.
Wanna join the hundred-thousand-mile-high club?
You must be a Magnetar because i feel a strong magnetism between us.
Care to experience some thrust?
Wanna initiate a docking maneuver?
Hey baby, you caught my Curiosity, mind if i explore you a little?
I’ve never seen stars as beautiful as your eyes.
Do you work for NASA? Because you’re out of this world.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, you had to walk into mine…
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
Wanna see how a Pulsar feels like?
Hey baby, mind if i send my probe into your wormhole?
Wanna observe the Big Dipper? Hehe.
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
Wow you feel like a comet, you are a once in a lifetime experience and I’m glad i didn’t miss it, can i buy you a drink?
Baby, you’re like a white dwarf star, extremely hot but not very bright.