1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave “Slim Jim” wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say you know nothing about them.
2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate’s head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors by your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.
3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, “Hooray! You’re back!” as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, “Shouldn’t you be going now?”
4. Trash the room when your roommate’s not around. Then leave and wait for him/her to come home.then act surprised. Say, “Uh-oh, it looks like, they, were here again.”
5. Every time you see your roommate yell, “You jerk” and kick him/her in the stomach. Then immediately buy him/her some ice cream.
6. Set your roommate’s bed on fire. Apologize and explain that you’ve been cold lately.
7. Put your glasses on before you go to bed. Take them off as soon as you wake up. If your roommate asks, explain that they are Magic Dream Glasses. Complain that you’ve been having terrible nightmares.
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