How to annoy people at the hypermarket

When a someone gives an announcement, assume a fetal position and start screaming, “No, no! not the voices again!”.

Stand firmly at the entrance of an aisle and with an official tone wave people off with “Move along folks, nothing to see here.”

“Accidentally” get stuck in one of the frozen food doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps you out.

Walk up to the automatic doors and walk back and forth through them and each time u go though look up at the sensor and yell “What sorcery is this!?”

Get a fishing rod and try to catch the frozen fish. Tell people in a monotone voice “Nothing’s biting’ today…” as they walk by.

Ask where the ice cream is while holding a tub of ice cream up and standing in the ice cream isle.

Crouch around suspiciously while humming the Mission Impossible theme.

Go into the dressing room and yell real loud “Hey, we’re out of toilet paper in here!”

Walk about 10 centimeters in front of a moving shopping cart and yell “Its gonna get me!”

Dress as a Jedi and randomly tell other customers: “These are not the products you are looking for.” Wave your hand gently.

Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

Rewind and watch the entire movies on the TV displays. Drag a chair also.

Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals throughout the day.

Walk up to an employee and in an official tone of voice say “We’ve got a code 3 near fruits”. See if anything happens.

Set up a tent in the camping department. Tell friends they can only join if they bring pillows from Bed & Bath.

While looking at guns in the gun department, suddenly ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are.