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25 ways to troll when bored

learn-th-eart-of-trolling-it-is-simpleMake vanilla pudding. Place it in a mayo jar. Eat it on the street. Also Gatorade in a window cleaning solution.

Point at someone on the street or in a store and shout “You’re one of them!” Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.

Wear a shirt that says “Life”. Hand out lemons on the street.

Get into a dressing room at the clothes store and yell: “Oh no! There’s no more toilet paper left!!”.

Run into a store or to someone on the street. Ask them in a frantic manner “What year is it?”. After they answer yell “It worked!” and run away cheering.

Get into a crowded elevator and say “I bet you are all wondering why i called you all here today…”.

Go up to a random lady with a daughter and say her son is adorable.

Grab a banana in a store and ask the clerk “Why are all your carrots yellow?”.

Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.

Walk up to people chatting on the street and stare at them, after a while ask “So, are you gonna kiss him/her or what?”.

Go to a fast food restaurant and order fries without the potatoes.

Make “No Dumping – Violators Will Be Prosecuted” signs and put them in public bathroom stalls.

Go to a pet store and buy bird seed. Ask the clerk how long it will take for the birds to grow after you plant the seeds.

Buy a parrot. Teach it to say “Help, I’ve been turned into a parrot!”.

Go to random dating sites and create awesome profiles for your dog.

Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and ask: “Have you seen this man?”.

Go to an Italian restaurant in a Mario costume.

At a crowded street corner look up and yell “No! Don’t jump!”. See how many people look.

Put up a lost dog poster with the picture of a cat. Provide no contact details only a large reward.

Go to a store, pick up a bag of sliced turkey and start screaming “What have they done to you?!!? Nooo!”

Superglue coins to the sidewalk. Eat popcorn.

Hug a stranger then push them back angrily saying “Get off me, what are you doing weirdo?!”

Randomly shout “You pervert!”. See how many people react or turn around.

Dress up in a suit. Look at people walking on the street, speak into your watch “I found him/her.”. Start following someone.

Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout “Oh no! I’m hideous!”.

How to annoy people on the street

when-construction-workers-get-it-wrong09Walk around with pictures of yourself. Ask people if they have seen you.

Tell everyone they look fat and their hair is absolutely horrible.

Fill a vodka bottle with water and drink it on the street, grab people and dance. Sing the vodka song.

Pretend you are talking on the phone and shush everyone around you.

Walk up to people and say “that’s really interesting, go on!”.

Make people cry using onions. 

When people wait at a red light stand in front and begin an inspiring victory speech, yell “Chaargee!!” when the color changes.

Randomly yell “Help! Police brutality!”.  Pretend to look around yourself.

Slip bits of paper into people’s pockets that simply read “7 days”.

Pretend you are blind. Touch people and yell “You’re not Jerry!”.

Stand still on the sidewalk, if people try to pass by  tell them to stop cutting in line. Curse angrily.

Swear at everybody on the road. Accuse them of random things.

Wear sunglasses at night. Bump into things often. Swear loudly.

Smile. All the time. Deviously.

Fake a heart attack.  When someone calls the paramedics pretend nothing happened.

Walk to a busy intersection or street corner, look up at a building and yell “OMG DON’T JUMP!”.

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