When they hand you their pamphlet, hand them one back, and tell them “Here’s my pamphlet. I’m a member of the Anti-Jehovah League.
Answer the door naked while playing jungle music and dancing with a chicken foot.
Tell them, “I was just released from prison for first degree murder of a Jehovah’s Witness.”
If you’re a middle-aged or older woman, show them pictures of 6-10 men, and say, “All of my deceased husbands were Jehovah’s Witnesses. God bless them for leaving me all of their money.”
Answer the door with a rifle and tell them, “I won first place at this years hunting competition.
Answer the door while playing a porno on TV and tell them, “Isn’t nature beautiful?”
2. Pretend to be the slowest talking person in the world and see how long their spirit of Christian charity lasts.
3. Answer every one of their questions with “What do you mean by that?” This might take a while, but you and your loved ones can have fun placing bets on how long it takes for them to get flustered and leave.
4. Ask them to explain the story of Elisha and the Forty two children. You may have to resort to another method to actually get rid of them, but this will definitely make them sweat.
5. Excuse yourself from the front door and DO NOT come back.
6. Make a series of increasingly reprehensible fake phone calls – your bookie, order for pornography, drug deal, obscene call, and if they are STILL there, a tearful confession to the police for the murder of the last Witnesses who visited you.
7. Pick an often repeated word in their vocabulary (God, Jesus, heaven, it, the etc.) and giggle whenever they utter it. If they ask you what’s going on, say “nothing, why?” in very even tones, and giggle again.
8. Same as above, except say “beep” instead of giggling.
9. Guys – part way through, begin putting on make-up, hosiery, a dress, the whole works. Make encouraging noises (uh huh, I see…) throughout and if they ask you what you’re doing, pull a #7. If they’re still there when you are done, ask them if they would please kindly leave as you have a hot date in ten minutes.
10. Look smug and tell them that your God can beat up their God.
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