Funny excuses for getting caught sleeping at your desk
Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
… Amen.
I’m training in case i need to be sent abroad.
It’s okay… I’m still billing the client.
This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminating against people who do Yoga?
They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
That cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off!
Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?
This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.
I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
The coffee machine is broken…
I really need to stop working home so late.
Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot!
Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time.
The doctor told me to.
Oh, man! Come in at 6 in the morning and look what happens!
I was working smarter — not harder.
This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!
The mailman flipped out and took out a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot.
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My favorite is: “And God bless all my supervisors and all their families, Amen.”