How to annoy people in a museum

Ask the caretaker if you may borrow the dinosaur bone for your dog at home, when refused act offended and take it anyway.

Take a nap in a display, when woken up act shocked and yell “What year is it?”

Offer to exchange your change with the old coins, explain how they can’t buy anything with them anymore and you are doing them a favor.

Dress up for a certain historical period, stand still inside the exhibit and scare the living hell out of everyone.

Ask to see Noah’s Ark.

Break the glass with a rock and steal what’s inside, explain how you did not know you weren’t supposed to do that since the sign only said not to touch the glass.